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I made a scarf for my sister Christy’s birthday. It’s Slytherin in color and has a hidden Dark Mark that you can only see when the scarf is turned on its side.

Viewed head-on, it’s just stripes. Free pattern is HERE.

And another pic, with your favorite dude:

Look! He looks like a cat, doesn’t he? Oh, my Digit. (Tiny Miss Idaho in the background, in her permanent place on the couch.)

I am at the coffee shop. Surrounded by people talking, yet so very alone. Heaven.

This is the very first time I’ve had to myself in…. I don’t want to know how long. I think it’s about….. Oh, crap. I looked at the calendar. I haven’t had time to myself, all alone, since the 5th. Fourteen days ago. You mothers roll your eyes and mock me, I know, and you should. But I lived alone until a year and a half ago, and I love my time alone, and I realize now why I’ve been jumpy. Granted, being with Lala is in many ways better than being alone, and I’m completely comfortable with her — I am no one but myself with her, which is what’s hard about being around other people — you always have to make sure you’re acting like a responsible member of society (they’ll never know).

Today is a day off. A day OFF! I’m going to do some writing — it’s been busy and hard to focus at work, and I’m ALWAYS at work, don’t know if I mentioned that — and I’m going to see my sisters — HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTY! — and I’m going to drop clothes at the thrift store, and sell some books I purged out of my collection, and maybe, if I’m lucky, I’ll get all that done in time to get to yoga for the first time in over a year. I know I’m doing too much, but this is my DAY OFF! I get to do what I want, and if I want to do too much, then hooray!

I fixed my bike! Well, really, I fixed it by plugging the cord back in, and then it didn’t work, and then Lala looked at it and did the exact same thing and it was fixed, so I’m saying I fixed it. I rode it to work(ish) yesterday, and it was great. Rode it to the coffee chop this morning, and I tell you what — it makes me feel independent, in a very strange, nice way. Using my legs! My power! Making my body take me somewhere! Granted, it’s only five miles roundtrip to the coffee shop, and it’s flat, but still! The power!

Oh, I’m babblish today. Happy.

I believe (but this won’t be confirmed till next week) that I made it into the next round of the romance novel competition, THANKS TO YOU ALL! There will be 25 people in that round, and the top three move on, so I’ll be coming to you begging again for your American Idol-style of voting (the real goal is to get into the last round, where Simon&Schuster reads your manuscript — I honestly don’t care if I win or lose, but I’d love it to be read).

Meantime, I should stop writing this and start doing the real writing. But you’re so fun.

Guess who’s doing great? Digit! Oh, my man. You know, every night when I’m cuddling him, I thank him for coming home. He’s a big jerk, and he ignores the kittens (who aren’t so much kittens anymore but rather thick juveniles) until they chase his tail and then he clobbers them while emitting a blood-curdling scream (him, not them, they just roll with the punches). Clara is back to being scared to death of him, which is just as it should be. He hasn’t even really tried too hard to get outside, thank god. Seems happy to be inside, happy to be up on the table glaring at all the ridiculous animals in his house. Likes to be the manager, watching all that goes on, disapproving of everything. Man, if he could give demerits…..

And it’s almost Fall! Can’t you feel it? Today especially, with more clouds than usual and the threats of thundershowers later today and tomorrow (guess I won’t ride tomorrow to work, no fenders yet), it just feels perfect.

Oh, and over the weekend we went to a perfect wedding, a Whoreshoes wedding. Camilla loves Kirk, and they got married in the Presidio Yacht Club, an old building where almost every window looks onto the Golden Gate Bridge, being that the place is tucked almost under it, right on the Bay. They walked down to music by the Whoreshoes and Rube Waddell, and then they got married on the dock in a wonderful Buddhist/non-traditional ceremony, then exited to Ode to Joy, performed by All on the kazoos they had thoughtfully provided. The Mexican food was great, as was the dancing that followed. Lala was hit on in a smashingly rude way by a chick that actually rolled her eyes when I introduced myself (La didn’t see that). Poor Lala doesn’t ever know when she’s being hit on, so she had some interesting extrication moments over the shot the gal insisted on doing with her, and then Lala did a fantastic job of flattering me back into happiness. I do not struggle with jealousy, thankfully, and I am not insecure, however, if you’re RUDE to me, and then hit on my wife? I will be annoyed. Also, her lipstick was ALL wrong.

(Truthfully it was one of those champagne drama-moments that made everyone feel good — Lala knows she’s still got it even though she didn’t see it coming, and I get flattered and complimented and adored all night — what could be better? And we never have drama, so when we do, it’s all interesting and over in fifteen minutes. One has to enjoy it while it’s happening.)

And really, who wouldn’t hit on her? Besides the bride, everyone agreed she was in the best outfit:

That suit, my friends, is actually shiny and blue, and her tie was gloriously peach/pink, and that tie-tack is in the shape of a saddle (a gift from my sister, I think?). I wore my alpaca wedding stole during the outside ceremony on the water, and seriously shed on all the men wearing black. I forgot how that thing reaches out to anything black and eats it.

I am a chatterbox. I think I’m done. It’s so nice here. I’m a part of all of it, near the talking, but having to talk to no one. I’m in a corner alone, and no one is talking near me, so all the voices blend into one low murmuring sound. I will get on my  bike soon and ride home and meet my sister who has to finish something for my birthday sister — oh! I finished something that I should photograph! I’ve been so busy I haven’t been on Ravelry in forever! Oh, Ravelry, I miss you…..

Are you still here? Aren’t you nice. I like you. I hope you’re having a very nice day, and that your blueberry muffin has brown sugar on top today.

The First Romance Chapter competition closes on Tuesday, and I’m still in the running to move on to round two, but it’s getting down to the wire. Out of the three hundred entrants, I was number three for a long time, but I’ve dropped to number 11. The top 15 go on to the next round, so I only need a few more votes to keep me in the running (what, do those other people have lovely groups of knitters supporting them, too? They do? Do we know them?).

If you haven’t cruised over and read my entry and voted, will you consider doing so? It’s silly, and there’s a typo or two (sob), but if you like it at all and want it to move on so you can read chapter two, please consider giving me a 10 (1-9 votes are thrown out). You have to join their site in order to vote but they won’t
sell your email or spam you if you opt out of their emails.

(If you voted before but you weren’t logged in, it didn’t count. Please vote only once — they’re watching for IP fraud. And dude, isn’t it exciting?)

So. Yeah. It’s here.

And thanks.

As a reward: (Have I shown you this one yet? I don’t remember. But no worries, it’s cute enough for another view.)

X marks the spot:

(They were sleeping before I snapped the picture.)

PS – If you’ve already voted and want to vote for a great chapter by a different writer or
just want a good read, here’s the chapter that’s been sadly overlooked. Tough Girls in Love. I
think this one should win, and I mean it. I loved this chapter, and few
people have voted for it, perhaps because it starts with a T, and the three hundred chapters are listed alphabetically. It’s just hard to get that far when reading through the list. Go give her a 10, too! Here’s a teaser, the first few lines of her chapter:

    I’d never had such a hard time getting a man naked.
   
When was I going to see some skin? I already had used my scissors to
slice through the front of the man’s leather coat, fleece pullover and
flannel shirt. The guy was cursing me out for cutting his coat, but it
wasn’t like I had a choice. Somewhere, he had two extra holes in his
body.

There, don’t you want to read more?

When you drive to work, and you take the bike off the rack in the dark, and you notice the front wheel has turned backwards during the drive, make sure you UNTWIST that 1/2 turn, and not turn it in the same direction and ride away, because your front wheel will have been turned 360 degrees, and the computer cord will have twisted around the front post. Therefore, your computer connection that changes the gears automatically for you (that sweet, sweet technological perk) will have come unconnected and you will be stuck in 1st gear forever and ever or until you get it fixed, and you will feel like a hamster within thirty seconds. You will then ride the three blocks back, spinning the wheels furiously, and then you will drive to Starbucks for a coffee and a ham and cheddar breakfast sandwich.

Guess what I did today?

I rode my bike to work! Dude!

Now, given that I live more than 30 miles from work, and given that my bike is a beach cruiser and we don’t go up hills together, period, the whole ride would have taken me more than four hours, one way.

Obviously, I didn’t ride the whole way. If I did that, I’d just be ready to turn around and take a $50 cab ride home.

Nope, last night when I got off work, I went to Target and bought many, many, many bike lights (it’s DARK at 5am). I went home and attached them all (I felt very butch. I hate doing things like that with the screwdriver. Always makes me cranky). But now my bike lights up. I even put flashing things on the air-valve-stem thingies (that’s the technical term). I think I could now land planes using my bike lights.

I borrowed a bike rack from a co-worker (but I think I’ll buy one now, now that I know what it’s like), and last night I attached it to the car. I wasn’t really sure I’d done it right (although Lala says I did, and I trust her bike-judgment), so I used four hundred or so bungie cords to strap it down even more firmly. If I am a nervous bike-rider, I am an even more nervous driving-while-bike-is-hanging off-the-back-of-car kinda gal.

But I did it. Got up at 4:20am (no jokes), only twenty minutes earlier than I normally do, got ready, and drove to Livermore. I parked about two and a half miles away from work in front of someone’s house who will surely get the cops out later to check on my extremely dirty vehicle ("Officer, it must be stolen. It looks like it’s from Oakland" *gasp*).

I put my helmet on while sitting in the car which felt funny and probably looked even funnier, then I took the bike down, hopped on and rode away. I rode away!

It was so cool!

It was actually literally cool, too, but I was comfortable in my tee-shirt. I rode through the dark early morning, on broad, well-lit, bike-laned streets. I rode past sprinklers spraying, getting lightly misted as I passed. I rode past fields that smelled of fertilizer, boxes lying at the ends of the rows ready to be filled. Then the fields moved into vineyards, dark grapevines with heavy leaves, the smell of dust. Then onto the huge property where I work, past the badge gate (where I forgot, after getting out my badge, that you must put on BOTH backpack straps when you ride and not leave the backpack dangling, or you will come close to falling while the guards watch), and in to work.

I was so PLEASED with myself.

It’s a little thing. A very little thing. Instead of 31 miles to work, I’m driving 26 miles. That’s not really very environmental. It just kills me that there are no public transportation options available to get to my job (we work 6am to 6pm, and BART-bus connectors don’t start until later — we aren’t allowed to adjust hours), but this feels like doing a good thing, albeit the smallest thing. Riding five miles. Plus, it’s 40 minutes of motion, which I NEVER get on my work days — by the time I get home at 7pm, I’m just too beat to go for a run, or even a walk.

This way, I start the day with a little ride. Boosts my energy, or at least it did today. And at the end of the day, I HAVE to ride the bike in order to get to the car to get home. No choice in the matter, no being lazy. Doesn’t matter if I don’t have the motivation, I’ll HAVE the motivation, you know?

I am so excited. That was so fun. Oh! I’ve shown you before, but this is my bike (photo from Raleigh website):

There are some obvious differences. I took off that six-pack holder (with its built-in bottle opener) and put on a basket, and I added forty-two thousand watts to any place I could stick watts.

PS – I keep meaning to point you to my friend Rachel’s new blog! Please go tell her hello, tell her she’s sexy, and make sure you vote in her poll and make sure she knows her name is spelled wrong.

Hey, what’s that bright star I’ve been seeing in the early morning on
my way to work? It’s hanging in the east, and it’s gorgeous. I know you
know.

Me, I’m at work. Long, long, long work hours lately — worked an 18
hour shift on Saturday on the final day of my work week, then had
Sunday off, and I was back on Monday for 72 hours this week. It’s all
by choice, working for people that need time off (the gal I’m working
for today is in Italy, bless her), so I can’t complain, but I can
whinge just a little bit.

How ’bout a few pics, then?

I took an afternoon last week and spent it in the City. I had the best
time that day — I had lunch with Lala and then I went and wrote in a
cafe near Dolores Park. Then I wandered up into the park and had a
little lie-down on the grass in the sun, and then I got salted caramel
ice cream with fleur de sel sprinkles from Bi-Rite Creamery. Then I
took BART back downtown and prowled Stacey’s Bookstore for a while,
then met up with Lala when she got off work, and we went to Fritz and
had Belgian fries with Belgian beer. While I was waiting for her to
meet me, I read my book up on the top of the new Westfield Mall.

Isn’t that something? I don’t care for malls, but that space is pretty incredible.

And then last week, we went to the Ladies’ Banjo Society Picnic, at which you need neither to be a lady nor play the banjo. But they did have a banjo choir, which was pretty rad.

Lala’s in the white cowboy hat in the back.

We took Harriet. She did not play the banjo.

And this is a shot of Lala in Leona Canyon near our house.

It’s this amazing canyon right in Oakland, but it feels so far
away — I think it might be the only place in Oakland where you can’t hear the freeway. The smell of the creek down there, all dusty and blackberryish
and riparian-moldy is exactly the same lush smell of the creek I grew
up playing in. And it’s an off-leash area, since it’s part of the East
Bay Regional Parks District, so Clara can romp through the poison oak
with impunity. Thank god she sleeps in a crate, not our bed.