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Strawberry 2005

September 7, 2005

We’re back. And oh, did we have a good time. I’ve finally figured out which instrument I play best at music festivals — it’s the spinning wheel. But more on that later. I know you like pictures. Who doesn’t?

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Bethany, Lala and I drove up on Thursday morning. My absolute least favorite thing about a music festival is picking the camping spot, and it’s something I usually get stuck with. I tried to be philosophical about it — there would be enough space, and we’d find it. And so we did, after driving around and kicking up dust and getting stuck once (we thought the sign that read "Grateful Dead End" was a camp name, not an actual indication that there was no way out and very little room in which to turn around).

Because of course you need a camp name. Ours is technically Camp Vegemite, although we go by Camp PACE, because we always mark our campsite with a very large, very gay-looking Italian peace flag. (It’s not a gay flag, although when I went to Italy right after this war started and saw them flying from almost every window, I felt very welcomed, I can tell you.)

We found our site. It was on a pretty good slant, but big enough for all six of us and all four of our cars. I know, we should be ashamed. But we all came up at different times….. So the first order of the day was hanging the flag so the trailing camp members would be able to find us.

Luckily we brought along a monkey to take care of this:

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It’s always smart to use a bike for a ladder, I think. And yo, the hammock ROCKED the camp.

The music was pretty good. Not as good as other years, and Bela freakin’ Flek played TWO NIGHTS in a row, when just one was just a bit too much (technically, yes, he’s a genius. But he leaves me cold).

We loved in particular Devil Makes Three, a band I’ve adored for years now. And we loved our new find Nathan from Winnipeg (winner of the worst band name ever, they sound like the Ditty Bops but are actually even better, and have richer songs, and are just cute as heck).

There was knitting done in, even in the heat.

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Lala knitted, too. Check out the guy pointing at her.

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There was goofing with the sisters.

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And some more.

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Lala was a cowboy.

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As was my dad.

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And there was spinning! Hoo boy, was there spinning. I’m used to hanging out with Lala and her little dogs. When you’re with a five-pound long-haired crazy-tongued chihuahua, you’re used to being a celebrity. Everyone wants to talk to you. That’s one thing. Another thing altogether is the attention you get when you spin in public, especially in an environment as friendly as a music festival. Everyone stops to ask questions or tell stories or stare and point. The menfolk, in particular, are the most fascinated. Women smiled more and ventured things like, "What is that? I knit, are you making yarn? My mother had a spinning wheel." Men, however, say things like, "Dude! That’s amazing! How does it work? Does it come apart? How does it fold? What’s the gear ratio? Can I push this thing? What do you call that over there? How does the tension work? How much did it cost? What’s it made of?"

And the kids like it, too.

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My favorite moment was when I was spinning in camp and two boys came through, one about ten, the other about seventeen. The ten-year old said, "Whoa. That’s TIGHT!" The seventeen-year old said, "Damn, that’s HELLA tight." I seriously thought this was so great that I got all tongue-tied and said something like, "Heh. Yeah. Cool." They wandered off, still saying "tight!"

Major coup, that.

(I take this moment to yet again realize that I am living in such a good time — knitting and bluegrass are in vogue, and spinning is becoming known, thank goodness. I will be out of vogue again, and probably sooner rather than later, but I’m used to being a big nerd, and I’m SO enjoying this time.)

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I was spinning from some brownish/green/orange merino I’d bought from Carolina Homespun, making a double-ply sport-weight. I didn’t bring enough bobbins, so after I’d plied a couple, I wound them right off the wheel into center-pull balls, no setting the twist or anything (ooh, the cheek!). Then I cast on for a sock for my La, which I worked on at night in the dark, listening to main stage. It was really fun, being able to show curious people not only the fiber and the yarn on the wheel, but also the knitted object.

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Didn’t it turn out nice?

Last thing: The gal that camped next to us also arrived on Thursday, and we laughed about her big blow-up monkey (Camp Jug-o-Monkeys). Later, Lala heard herself introduce herself as Christy to someone. Lala said to me, "I wonder if that’s my best friend Christy from sixth grade, from Illinois. I haven’t seen her in twenty-five years, but I bet she would look something like that."

I, of course, thought she was stark raving nuts, and intimated as much, but she wouldn’t let it go. Christy’s a pretty common name, I thought. New Baden, Illinois, is pretty damn far away and TINY, and she hadn’t seen her since she was eleven or twelve.

Turns out it was her. Camping RIGHT next to us. I’m to be chided for not believing. See Lala for the full run-down, but it was truly the neatest thing. Not only was it the same person, but Christy had turned into someone really great, someone with good taste in music and blow-up toys. She could have turned into anyone, you know? What a good surprise it must have been to find out that your childhood friend wasn’t just your friend because you lived on the same block, but because they really were inherently nice.

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Oh, and I’m so done with portapotties for another year. Four and a half days are just too much, and I have a pretty high tolerance.

And air mattresses are insanely great.

Oh, yeah, and I’m learning the fiddle.

I think that’s it.

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Bleargh

September 1, 2005

I knew I said I wasn’t going to write, but hey! Here I am! A brand new hormonal thing this year, along with the migraines, is a monthly bout of serious insomnia. It only lasts one or two days, but while I am not the best sleeper any time of the month, this new insomnia is rough. I got about two hours last night and three tonight.

It’s not that kind of insomnia you can soothe, either. I’ve become pretty good with the reg’lar kind — read for a while, or have a cup of tea, and not stress out, just drift back to sleep eventually. But this kind, the brain is ON! Hello! I’m your brain! I have approximately four thousand seventy-two new ideas to throw at you, and I know you can’t remember a damn thing, so I’m going to yell them at you over and over until you turn on the light to write them down, and then a-HA! You’re up! Let’s play! The brain likes coffee! Coffee, please?

So it’s 0530, and I’m all packed and ready to go camping and Lala and Bethany won’t be here until 8am. Honestly, I don’t really mind. I mind more when I have to DO things, like work. I’m not too concerned with being drowsy around the campsite. Lovely.

Have I mentioned I love Oakland? I hella heart Oakland. When I woke up at this time yesterday, I got up and went shopping at the best store in town, which is open 24 hours: Longs Drugs on 51st. You wouldn’t think so, huh? But I’ve blogged about it before: You can get EVERYTHING there. It’s HUGE. Yesterday I needed nice heavyweight paper and a new print cartridge — they had the right stuff, down to the cartridge number. I found a cute orange tank top over in the clothing section. They sell alcohol, furniture, plants, fabric, and YARN, people. They carry Indian spices and huge water fountains. Over by the indoor plant area, birds flap about under the roof — they get in during the day, and they nest up there. No one seems to mind, which is nice, I think. I got Mom an inflatable bed for her tent in the camping aisle. I think I spent an hour and a happy half there.

Two women passed me at about 6:30am over by the shoe aisle. One said, very concerned-like, "You didn’t know? You really didn’t know? Oh, honey. I’m sorry. Once you know about this store, you’re doomed." Her friend’s eyes were huge. lt’s kind of an addiction. I call it my midnight Disneyland.

Yawn. Now that I’ve both given and got up, and now that I’ve had my coffee, I’m a little sleepy. Figgers.

One more thing: I usually wash my one running bra by hand (that new one from Title 9 just shipped, thank god). I’ve done this for quite a long time. I would seriously love to know just how long I’ve been missing a wire. Dude. One boob has wire, the other doesn’t. Where did it go? Why the hell haven’t I noticed? Did I run the half-marathon that way? I must have. Will I be able to get over this and still run in it, or will I run in small circles, now that I know? This is something I lie in bed wondering about.

Happy long weekend! Woot! (Also, watch me enable Jeni. Heh. Ignore the incredible double-chin shot, though.)

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Vacay!

August 29, 2005

I’m out, peeps. I’m working for the next couple of days on some writing things, tying up loose ends, so I’ll be busy with that, and then I’m out of town for a long, long weekend to Strawberry, our annual bluegrass festival trip. Lala gets to go this year! Yay! Oh, my god, I HAVE to remember the tickets! I have such a huge fear of driving four and a half hours, only to be turned away at the gate. It’s a valid fear, too. I’d do it.

But dude, I can’t wait to be sitting, listening to music, doing some knitting, and some spinning, and some napping. If I owe you an email, I’ll catch you next week. I’m tired of online, you know? Gotta take a little break.

In the meantime, here’s some new music for you: Nora O’Connor. I lurve her. Go check her out in iTunes, or I noticed that Amazon has some quick sound samples. She also has a new album out with Lala’s other girlfriend, Kelly Hogan (HOT) and John Wesley Harding. And they’re playing tonight  in San Francisco, at Cafe du Nord. So starts my Music Week. Oh, yeah.

(vacation) MWAH!

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Aargh

August 26, 2005

Apparently I’ve forgotten how to knit.

I was designing this aran, mm-kay? Not that hard. I figgered out the motifs I wanted, and swatched them, measured, did the math (I love the math). Cast on for the 244 stitches I needed, joined, knit the ribbed band. All of it. Lots of ribbing.

Then I realized in my notes I’d added a motif, which was going to make the sweater a good three inches bigger around than I’d wanted it. As it’s going to be for a small person, those inches mattered. If it was for me, I’d just have accepted a bigger sweater. With a misplaced, odd-man-out motif under the armpit. Whatever.

But I ripped it out.

Cast on the correct number, 232. Ribbed it all. Lots of ribbing. Lots of boring ribbing. Decided to count one last time — don’t know why I did this, but I did. I was TWENTY stitches over. I had been knitting 252 stitches the whole time. And I’d counted twice!

I ripped it out.

Cast on again. Counted my stitches approximately one gajillion times. Did the ribbing. Lots of ribbing. Almost done, I smoothed it to admire it.

A MOBIUS STRIP.

I’ve never done that in all my knitting life.

I threw it into the corner of my knitting bag and we’re not speaking. Stupid complicated 2X2 ribbing.

But I’ve been working on the wedding dress. I’ve forgotten to install decrease rows three times now. And on this decrease row that I’m on, I’ve forgotten twice to do so when I’m supposed to. So I’m taking a break from tinking to write this.

I’m a knit-moron lately, and I don’t know why. Humbling, really. I’d make a sock, but it probably wouldn’t fit anyone I know. Or anyone human.

(Thanks for laughing at my post yesterday. That felt great. Happy weekend!)

Posted by Rachael

This Should Shake it Up

August 25, 2005

Hey. Pssst.

Can you keep a secret?

No, I mean, really. You can’t tell anyone. If this got out, oooooh. I’d be in trouble. But I’ve got to tell someone or I’ll just bust.

So, did you hear what happened?

Em goes to the store yesterday and bumps into Wendy in the condiment aisle. There were some words, apparently, about who could kick whose ass, Scout or Lucy. It got ugly. Wendy pulled Em’s hair and threatened to spin it. Em whipped out a pair of travel scissors and sliced her corrugated hem.

Seriously, you can’t breathe a word of this.

I guess the cat-fight thing only came up because Cari and Claudia had been over in Atlantic City (you already know about their little problem, right? Oh, damn…. Don’t tell anyone I slipped, but that’s why Claudia’s stash is so limited, and why Cari’s dog are so small. Their finances are pretty strapped most of the time, if you know what I mean.) Anyway, while they were there, there was the usual blogshop talk, Cari talking about cats versus dogs, how to shop for spinning wheels and elephant tusks, and they were just walking along, and then they saw something.

You’ll never guess.

Right there, in Atlantic City, (they were walking back to the motel — no money left for a cab — you know how it goes), they ran into the Harlot coming out of this run-down building in a real bad part of town. She looked tore-up, all scared and small, and she was clutching something under her coat. When she saw the girls, she mumbled something about "crack silk haze" but c’mon. We know what she was really talking about, right? Yarn. Yeah, right. You know they don’t call her that for nothin’.

Where was I? You’re such a good listener. I know I can trust you. Not like that Carrie. She’s something else, huh? Twins. Yeah, right. You know she’s just making up that twin sister Cathy, right? Glasses on, glasses off, like we’re gonna fall for that. I mean, NORma. She’s got some nerve, huh?

I never talk like this, really. You don’t mind, do you? We all need to vent every now and then, huh? It just gets to me, it all piles up sometimes, and I realize that I’m just so MAD about what I see going on in blogland. Frauds. They’re all frauds.

Just look at Ryan and her Dulaan scam. Who’s going to believe that knitters made that many items for charity? That’s just ridiculous. Just because she has The Mighty Knitter (TMK) at her beck and call to do all that knitting…. Well, I don’t think she’s paying her enough. All I’m saying.

And I guess while I’m blabbing, I’ll just mention this: Iris? That stuff about the temp job? You know she’s actually the CEO of a company that imports alpacas to exploit at fiber festivals, right? She’s loaded and she has way more fiber than she’ll ever be able to use. Okay, I guess I do sound a little bitter. Aren’t you?

You really didn’t know any of this? Oh, geez. I can’t believe I’m such a big-mouth today. Must be the champagne. You know Alison? He always tell me to watch what I’m saying after the bubbly.

Oh, damn. Now that was a big secret to let slip.

We can’t gossip any more like this. Lala will be here soon to pick me up, and if she thinks we’re in any way involved, like with a capital I, she’ll go all pugilistic on you. No, Janine, really. I know I was supposed to help you out of the restaurant and all, what with your foot, but you REALLY don’t want Lala to see us with your arm over my shoulder. You know those Buddhists.  Just hop out. C’mon. Hippity hop. You can do it.

And thanks for listening.
 

Posted by Rachael

Must Be An August Thing

August 23, 2005

Because the blog ennui is on. Julia and Em even doubled up on the blahs, without knowing it.

I’ve taken to making myself little notes of blog ideas, because when I sit down to write, I cain’t think of a thing that might tickle anyone’s interest, least of all mine. So I just decided to steal my own comment from Em’s site:

But the point, for me, at blog inception, was to write. And it keeps us
writing, no matter how trivial or silly it seems. And it keeps our
friends happy. Plus, archives are the BEST way to find out when a lease
is up.

It’s true. I can’t count the number of times I’ve used my own archives for reference. What yarn did I use? What was the name of that restaurant? What was I thinking when I signed up for X? It’s like a searchable public brain.

Plus, it’s writing. And that’s what it’s all about.

But, man, BLAH! We need to have a blog party, yo. Get some folks drunk and start rumors and peep on people making out behind the barn. Spice things up ’round these parts.

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