You know what you really, really shouldn’t do? Eat a bunch of vitamins, and then ten minutes later eat some salt’n’vinegar chips. Five minutes later, feel really sick and bolt for the bathroom, hand over mouth, scaring co-workers. Find out only after scare that the vitamins were in a base of sodium bicarbonate.
Yes, I mixed vinegar and baking soda in my tummy. This clears drains, people. It was not fun. But the Exploratorium has a good bomb for you to try with the kids or when you’re up at four in the morning with nothing to do but mess around with kitchen supplies and listen to Dinah Washington. Or whatever. Not like I’d do that in my kitchen sink for fun. What do you take me for?
Burp. Excuse me.
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