I just spent all my blogging time writing over here, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you any less.
In fact, it will show you how special you are to me when I admit to you that Cadbury Creme Eggs are back (Dear Reader Cheryl alerted me that they’re in the Big Longs in Oakland, on the endcap; bless her heart, she told me last year, too) and that I have consumed almost three boxes so far.
But this: they are SMALLER THIS YEAR. The cheek! The sheer nerve, thinking we won’t notice.
That only means I can eat more. Yep. And that’s something I won’t mention over that other site. Only to you, my ducks.
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