John Edwards. You let me down, man. What were you THINKING?
I mean, come on. Let’s just say he’d won in the primaries. Let’s just imagine that he was campaigning right now against McCain. Edward’s admitted affair and alleged love-child would have been made public now. And he would have HANDED THE COUNTRY over to McCain. Just like that.
Me, I don’t care who sleeps with whom. Knock yourself out. Knock someone else up. Ain’t my business if you do. And it’s never been my style to make morality judgments, because in all honesty, I just don’t care. But dude, keep it in your pants! How difficult can that be, really?
Because even though I don’t care who he sleeps with, a whole hell of a lot of the country does. And he would have lost the election over it. Easy.
His wife’s illness is not at issue here, and again, not my business, but ew. Just ew.
Bonus gripe! Two for the price of one! The ABC headline is Democrats Move Quick to Lessen Damage of John Edwards Affair. Really, if your headline is already that long, it’s QUICKLY. Democrats move quickly.
Or not at all. Sheesh.
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