I am in the top three so far! I am duking it out with a fourth person — there are four of us with very similar scores in the romance competition, and right now, at this second, I am in the top three! And still a whole week to go!
Okay. Let’s talk. I DID NOT WANT TO GET ATTACHED TO MAKING IT INTO THE LAST ROUND. I wanted to be all cool. All calm. All like, whatever. It’s great to be a semi-finalist. I finished a book, therefore I am a winner already.
I did NOT want to turn into a woman obsessed with checking the scores. I didn’t want to have the pipe dream of making it to the final round, didn’t want to have it running around my brain all night, waking me up early. In the words of lolcats everywhere, DO NOT WANT.
But okay, I do want. If I were in 15th or 20th place, I’d be happy with that. I’d talk myself into being completely content — I’m good at that. But in the top three? With a WHOLE WEEK to be bumped out by people with bigger email lists and more friends?
So Saturday I found myself doing this: I wrote an email and sent it to everyone in my contact book. YOU probably got one — you did if I’ve ever emailed you from my Gmail account. (I almost sent one to Corey Flintoff, since he DID write back to that post (swoon), and I wrote back to him. Can you imagine spamming Corey Flintoff with a request to read a romance chapter?)
I sent so many emails that Gmail thought I was spam and locked me out of my account for 24 hours! Indignant, I told Lala, "Gmail thinks I’m spam!" She just looked at me and said, "Well, you sent a mass email, with links, to a huge number of people. You ARE spam."
BUT I AM A CRAZY WOMAN, PEOPLE. I am now insane. I want Simon & Schuster to read the book. Even if they reject it. Just to know it got there.
So here’s my last request. I swear I won’t ask again.
Lovies, will you blog about this? And if YOU have people who like to read, who like books, or hell, who just know HOW to read on your email list, I have composed an email for YOU with which to spam your friends. Copy and paste, my ducks, and I WILL OWE YOU FOREVER. (I am quite aware I already do. MWAH!)
Dear friend/coworker/exboyfriend- slash-girlfriend/landlord,
My knitting-romance-writing friend Rachael has an urgent plea which I have pasted below. Please make her LIFE for her by voting for her, and if you enjoy it, please pass this email along!
Please forgive the mass mailing — I have a favor to ask.
in a competition you may have already heard about. I wrote a book, a
romance, full of yarn and alpacas and sheep and hot knitter-on-shepherd
action (no, really). I entered it in Gather.com‘s
First Romance Competition. I posted the first chapter, and it garnered
enough votes to move on to the second round (in the top 25 of more than
300), so I’m thrilled to say that I’m a finalist, with people now
voting on the second chapter. It’s kind of an American Idol type of
thing, if you can imagine, and this second round is still vote-driven,
and the the most important thing to know is that if I end up in the top
three, with the most votes, I move on to the last round where THE WHOLE
NOVEL IS READ BY SIMON & SCHUSTER and their favorite is published.
Oh, my god. I would like that. I would love that.
So I need your vote. I *really* need your vote. I’m in the top four right now, and the three people ahead of me have LOTS of friends. I need to be in the top three to move on, and you will make ALL the difference.
Here’s what you do: Read chapter one, but don’t vote on it.
That one is nice and content and voted on as it is. Please ignore the
typos. They hurt my soul, but they’re there.
Then read chapter
two and please DO vote. If you like the chapter at all, please give it
a 10, as they only count 10s (they throw out all votes of 1-9). The
chapters with the most 10-votes win.
Even though I know you want to, don’t vote more than once,
since they’re watching for IP fraud. And you DO have to register with
their site in order to vote, but they won’t spam you, and they don’t
share or sell email addresses. They will send you a daily email which
you can easily opt out of.
Oh, please, please? And will you forward this note on if you like the chapter? To all YOUR email contacts?
Thanks so much. Here you go:
Don’t vote on chapter one:
DO VOTE on chapter two:
All my thanks. Really, ALL my thanks. It means so much. Whoo-hooo!
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