“That’s right. The dog ate the weapon.”
F*%#king priceless. As a Public Defender, it is stories like these that offer me, not only endless entertainment, but also, a sense of job security.
As judges in the American Royal BBQ, we are perplexed by assaulting someone with … dry rub. Perhaps if you had a lot of paper cuts?
This news story was all the chit-chat today!
‘Deputies’, he said, ‘had no problem linking the suspect to the crime.’
Sausage – linking – get it? I wonder if he said that on purpose?
Thanks for the laugh – that was hysterical!
Jealous lovers are now referred to as “burglars”? I’ll have to remember that one. “It was a burglar, honey. Ummm…without his pants! Armed with a sausage! I swear!”
“That’s right. The dog ate the weapon.”
F*%#king priceless. As a Public Defender, it is stories like these that offer me, not only endless entertainment, but also, a sense of job security.
I liked this story. I would thing she would of kept a lower profile…… http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/2565925/Dog-cloner-Joyce-McKinney-sought-over-burglary-to-fund-horses-wooden-leg.html
As judges in the American Royal BBQ, we are perplexed by assaulting someone with … dry rub. Perhaps if you had a lot of paper cuts?
This news story was all the chit-chat today!
‘Deputies’, he said, ‘had no problem linking the suspect to the crime.’
Sausage – linking – get it? I wonder if he said that on purpose?
Thanks for the laugh – that was hysterical!
how funny I just read this before coming here – I want to know what spice he used
cayenne??
Jealous lovers are now referred to as “burglars”? I’ll have to remember that one. “It was a burglar, honey. Ummm…without his pants! Armed with a sausage! I swear!”
Hey! I love Pappy’s Seasoning!! Never thought of rubbing it on a person, though…
And they say nothing fun ever happens down here in the ‘No. 😉
Wonder how much time he spent casing the joint.
This is a really good one !!!
Just so proud (in this moment) to be from Fresno…
I just read this story to ABM and it gave us both a good giggle. Thanks!