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Stork!

August 7, 2006

No, not for me, silly. Stop it. But at work, I had a boy! I get a stork award! Here it is:

Stork

Working 911 fire/medical, you get birth calls regularly, if not often. Nine times out of ten, the contractions are in full swing, but the baby is still an hour or more away. Sometimes you get the real deal, screaming and pushing, the baby almost out, and then the silly paramedics get there too fast, and you miss the new baby’s entrance. Or you get the call after the baby’s born, and they just need an ambulance for transport.

But tonight, I got the whole deal, answered the phone and Almost-Dad-But-Not-Quite-Yet was screaming almost as loudly as Hang-On-Just-A-Second-You’re-Almost-A-Mom. "It’s coming out! The baby’s coming! Oh my god!"

In the length of time it took me to verify his address and phone number, to get her age and vital stats, the baby was all the way out. We got through the whole thing: making sure the baby was breathing and crying, cleaning the baby, wrapping the baby, tying the umbilical cord, delivering and wrapping the placenta.

Then I asked Now-You’re-A-Daddy, "Is it a boy or a girl?"

He said, "It’s a boy." Pause. "It’s a BOY!" You could hear that he hadn’t really fully realized it until he said it out loud for the first time.

"Congratulations, daddy." I said.

"Thank you! It’s a BOY!"

Dude. That was cool. And okay, I gave myself the stork award, since we always talk about them and no one ever really gets one, but I wanted it. So there it is. Woot! Happy birthday, kid. It’s a good world. Welcome.

Posted by Rachael 44 Comments

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  1. ~~Melissa says

    August 7, 2006 at 5:02 am

    Let me be the first to add my signature to your stork award! Well done. That’s gotta be a profound experience. And I’ve always wondered what it’s like for you 9-11 operators when you only get to work on part of the call. Those incomplete experiences must stick in your head. Do you have ways of finding out outcomes to situations?
    Glad all turned out well with this one.
    ~~Melissa
    (aka Pioneer Woman with Cell Phone)

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  2. maryse says

    August 7, 2006 at 5:20 am

    congratulations! how very cool.

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  3. ninaclock says

    August 7, 2006 at 5:34 am

    what a story to start the morning with. Welcome to the world, little boy!

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  4. Scout says

    August 7, 2006 at 6:11 am

    This just made me cry! How cool is THAT!? Do you get to meet him!?!?

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  5. Betsy says

    August 7, 2006 at 6:24 am

    Ok that is super sweet! gave me chills.
    I often wonder how many people wait to long to drive calmly to the hospital. I guess a lot, huh?

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  6. denny Mcmillan says

    August 7, 2006 at 6:28 am

    CAKE I say you should eat cake today,if you don’t like cake, you could have it’s side-kick ice cream.
    Now as you eat cake/ice cream,sing/hum Happy Birthday to the 911 baby. Happy cake day.
    dennyx0xxo

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  7. Katy says

    August 7, 2006 at 6:32 am

    What a cool experience. I hope they send you a thank you note. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  8. Kate says

    August 7, 2006 at 7:02 am

    How wonderful! I helped deliver my friend’s baby boy five years and one month ago, and it was a similarly amazing experience. I loved the father’s reaction. Did you get to talk to the mother?
    FANTASTIC work Rachael!

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  9. Kathleen says

    August 7, 2006 at 7:04 am

    Wow, that is very cool!

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  10. Samantha says

    August 7, 2006 at 8:17 am

    Awesome! Fantastic! Great! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  11. Vicki says

    August 7, 2006 at 8:19 am

    Aw, I got teary. I think this makes you the Fairy Godmother.
    ; )

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  12. Teresa says

    August 7, 2006 at 8:43 am

    Thanks for sharing this, Rachel…and Congratulations!
    A call like this must make the sad/harder calls worth it.

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  13. Liz says

    August 7, 2006 at 8:50 am

    AAAH! Did you bawl? Ok, I’m bawling right now! Damn, I’m hormonal. Congrats! ๐Ÿ˜€

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  14. Melody says

    August 7, 2006 at 8:51 am

    I love that you say “it’s a great world.” It’s so nice to run into people who still think it’s a good enough world to bring a baby into. It gives me hope and makes me feel like it’s still OK to want to have one.

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  15. Morgan says

    August 7, 2006 at 8:52 am

    wow that is awesome! Congrats at helping bring a baby boy into the world. very very neat!

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  16. Stella says

    August 7, 2006 at 9:01 am

    Okay, I had to cry a little, too. That is sweet. Good way to start the work week!

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  17. Jeni says

    August 7, 2006 at 9:05 am

    *sniffle* What a great experience for you ๐Ÿ™‚
    I bet it’s days like this that make those awful shift hours worth while.
    Congratulations!

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  18. Vickery says

    August 7, 2006 at 9:21 am

    You have such a cool job!

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  19. lori says

    August 7, 2006 at 9:55 am

    Congratulations! What a rewarding experience that must have been!

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  20. Mariko says

    August 7, 2006 at 10:01 am

    That’s great! You got to experience it without having to see any of the blood and such! But uh, what were they doing that they didn’t realize mom was in full-on labor?

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  21. Heather says

    August 7, 2006 at 11:22 am

    That is so cool!! Congratulations! Sure makes a work day exciting, huh?

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  22. Carrie says

    August 7, 2006 at 1:13 pm

    Aw! Hooray for new baby boy, and hooray for you for helping him get here. ๐Ÿ™‚ You do good work, lady!

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  23. greta says

    August 7, 2006 at 2:45 pm

    who better than YOU
    to welcome him into the world
    and tell his First Story!
    Wear the Stork tiara proudly
    you GODMOTHER you!
    xoxoxoxox

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  24. CJ says

    August 7, 2006 at 2:46 pm

    What an experience! I’m laughing with tears in my eyes — you’re quite good at conveying the feel of a scene! Well done, both at work and in writing.

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  25. Rachel T says

    August 7, 2006 at 3:23 pm

    That is totally awesome!!! Congratualtions on your stork-a-licious achievement!!

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  26. carole says

    August 7, 2006 at 3:53 pm

    That is so cool!!! It even brought tears to my eyes. Way to go, you!

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  27. nicole says

    August 7, 2006 at 4:12 pm

    OK, why am I crying? I don’t even know these people. YOU don’t even (really) know these people. That was a great story. Thanks for sharing!!

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  28. Julia says

    August 7, 2006 at 5:34 pm

    yay!!! great story! thank you for sharing!!!

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  29. kat says

    August 7, 2006 at 5:42 pm

    Awesome. That had to be some rush!!!

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  30. Laura says

    August 7, 2006 at 6:16 pm

    It’s a Boy! Yippee!! You’re a STORK!! Hooray for you. What a wonderful feeling. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  31. Rabbitch says

    August 7, 2006 at 7:00 pm

    Way cool. Made my eyes all watery.

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  32. marielle says

    August 7, 2006 at 8:03 pm

    Yeah!!!

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  33. Sonja says

    August 7, 2006 at 9:07 pm

    That is such a goosebumpy story! I love it. Good job, Rach! What a lucky little boy that his daddy called you.

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  34. alison says

    August 7, 2006 at 9:39 pm

    Very cool.

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  35. Darci McGrath says

    August 7, 2006 at 10:49 pm

    told you you were going to have a baby – remember those weird dreams of a few weeks ago???

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  36. Silvia says

    August 8, 2006 at 8:58 am

    Are they going to name him Rachael? I wonder what they were doing that was more pressing of a matter than the water breaking and contractions and baby head coming out of momma that they forgot to go the hospital? A really good movie? Making fudge? Finishing the suduko puzzle?
    Congrats honey!

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  37. Amanda says

    August 8, 2006 at 9:55 am

    Awesome!! Congratulations. That is so freaking cool.

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  38. Abby says

    August 8, 2006 at 12:40 pm

    My mom’s an EMT, and in our town they have real stork pins that the EMT’s and firefighters who’ve been at a delivery get. I think you should institute a similar tradition.

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  39. Rachel H says

    August 8, 2006 at 4:14 pm

    You have the coolest job in the world. We never get wonderful life moments like that in my line of work.
    Congratulations! I know this job has nothing to do with what you went to school for, but I think the people who get you on the phone when they most need someone to be calm and kind and reassuring are very lucky you’re there.

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  40. Amy says

    August 8, 2006 at 7:42 pm

    OMG that is SO cool! And to hear the joy in the fathers voice must have been priceless ๐Ÿ™‚

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  41. Amy says

    August 8, 2006 at 7:43 pm

    Silvia, sometimes babies just COME! I was almost born on the toilet. Mom thought she had to have a bowel movement. Really ๐Ÿ™‚

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  42. Won-ju says

    August 8, 2006 at 10:18 pm

    Cooooooooool! ^^

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  43. celeste says

    August 9, 2006 at 10:02 am

    what a beautiful story. i love that dad was so focused on his spouse and delivering a healthy baby that he didn’t think about gender until asked. what a great guy. (well, that’s what i added to the story anyway ;))

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  44. Krista says

    August 10, 2006 at 8:41 am

    Being on the verge of labor myself, and most likely to do it at home too (but on purpose and with the aid of a very experienced midwife), you got me all teary-eyed. Sweet story.

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