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Snort

May 27, 2004

Knitted breasts, and their “essential” tension made me laugh in this, the 14th hour of my shift.

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  1. maryse says

    May 27, 2004 at 8:05 am

    what lovely knitted boobies. hmmm.

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  2. peggy says

    May 27, 2004 at 8:38 am

    Hmmm. I could tuck one in with the bub and maybe s/he’d sleep through the night a little earlier/better. I’d better use cotton though and not a fuzzy mohair type. ;o) I gotta tell you – all other things aside, it’s the 3am cry-fest (perhaps me *and* him) that I’m dreading. I am absolutely no good at surviving for any length of time on little pieces of sleep. And if I’m dreading this now, the next six months are going to be an eternity.
    PS: I saw my little booger on the big screen yesterday! Well, the ultrasound screen anyway. Way too cool!!

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  3. peggy says

    May 27, 2004 at 8:39 am

    Hmmm. I could tuck one in with the bub and maybe s/he’d sleep through the night a little earlier/better. I’d better use cotton though and not a fuzzy mohair type. ;o) I gotta tell you – all other things aside, it’s the 3am cry-fest (perhaps me *and* him) that I’m dreading. I am absolutely no good at surviving for any length of time on little pieces of sleep. And if I’m dreading this now, the next six months are going to be an eternity.
    PS: I saw my little booger on the big screen yesterday! Well, the ultrasound screen anyway. Way too cool!!

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  4. stonering says

    May 27, 2004 at 8:49 am

    Dearest Rachael,
    may I offer a companion to the knitted breasts: a knit uterus http://www.birthsource.com/proarticlefile/proarticle142.html
    I leave tracking down a knitted vulva for the next person. I know about the uterus from working with pregnant women, before I was a knitter. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  5. greta says

    May 27, 2004 at 8:54 am

    giggle. snort. go home and REST, darlin’!

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  6. Jacqueline says

    May 27, 2004 at 9:53 am

    Can only say one thing.
    BOOBIES!!!

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  7. Nathania says

    May 27, 2004 at 10:10 am

    Giggle… I can think of several people who could use a pair of knitted breasts. Though I really think they should be made skin color. Perhaps I’ll give them as Christmas presents this year…

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  8. Sandee says

    May 27, 2004 at 10:27 am

    I was thinking that it would be really funny to add the knitted boobies to the front of a sweater! Could be a new fashion trend (NOT!)???

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  9. ann says

    May 27, 2004 at 11:03 am

    knitted boobs — tee-hee! I did actually see an entire knitted naked suit out there in cyberland once. here is the link: http://www.stretcher.org/reviews/rev6.php

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  10. stonering says

    May 27, 2004 at 5:57 pm

    All I can think of, looking at those naked suits, is how much mohair itches against my skin.

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