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George Update

June 17, 2005

Remember ole George at my old house/La’s current house? Remember when Em met my pal?

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And I told you how he’s flowering, right?

Yo. Flowering ain’t the word. You can’t even see the top of it in this photo because of the brightness of the sky, but it towers over the roof of the house. (Lala’s standing on a raised section of the neighbor’s garden.)

 

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    And this is Oakland, people!

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Crazy-pants.

Also crazy, but this is all mine: Last night a woman called, stating that there were miners drinking in front of her house. My brain just froze. Miners? All dirty and coal-scuffed, with pick-axes and bronchial coughs?

Jaysus. MINORS. As in juveniles. As in the type of call, word for word, that I get every night. Why my brain made it miners, I’ll never know. Apparently I am ready to live in the 19th century. Spinning wheels and banjos, baybee.

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  1. Amy Boogie says

    June 17, 2005 at 4:49 am

    That’s not a flower you have there. Someone planted a magic bean, soon you’ll be able to climb that stalk into the sky and visit with giants. Fee fi fo fum….

  2. Stacie says

    June 17, 2005 at 6:01 am

    All I can say is Whoa!!

  3. Norma says

    June 17, 2005 at 6:01 am

    I am totally in love with George. That is one incredible schwang!

  4. Em says

    June 17, 2005 at 6:33 am

    Dude. He’s totally signalling the mother ship.

  5. jodi says

    June 17, 2005 at 7:02 am

    Now I need to know: what did you tell the lady with the minors in front of her house? I called our local police non-emergency number not too long ago because there were three men on bicycles in my driveway (off the back alley) looking over the fence into my and my neighbour’s backyards and drinking beer out of their backpacks. And two of them were wearing WHITE GLOVES. In the same alley where our car got broken into, hello? The cop-lady YAWNED (I heard her) and said call again if they come back. I said, lady, they are wearing white gloves don’t you think maybe they have been breaking into cars back there and she said call if they come back. Yeah, I’ll call you back when they break into my house, thanks bitch. Jeez. I don’t know if there’s anything they could have done, but come on. I was pissed.

  6. Christine says

    June 17, 2005 at 7:56 am

    Maybe it wasn’t the miner forty-niner, but his daughter Clementine, who was doing the drinking!

  7. Faith says

    June 17, 2005 at 8:00 am

    “Miners” and attendant description made me laugh out loud at my desk, luckily the office is mostly empty.
    Thanks.

  8. Mary-Heather says

    June 17, 2005 at 8:12 am

    The images of miners in Oakland is hilarious to me. I love that.
    We had a row of plants like that in front of my house in Palo Alto growing up- then they start to bloom and get that asparagus thing, it is like a freakshow- that’s some amazing nature, right?

  9. monica says

    June 17, 2005 at 8:27 am

    George is so cool! Plants are so amazing.

  10. Steph says

    June 17, 2005 at 9:33 am

    When I first read the sentence I thought the woman called to tell you there were miners DIGGING in her front lawn (guess my brain filled in with the most logical word).
    Then when you said Minors, I totally understand why you might have problems making the distinction.
    That is, until I read the first sentence again. Why the hell would kids be digging in her yard?

  11. Christie says

    June 17, 2005 at 10:02 am

    I got skeerd for a second thinking she was seeing ghosts or something. Miners? LOL!!! I think I’ll be laughing about that all day. GOLD RUSH!!!

  12. megan says

    June 17, 2005 at 10:09 am

    I thought this: http://www.lib.sfu.ca/~mcrouch/TxNMmegan/madrid_mineshaft_tavern.jpg
    was in New Mexico, but perhaps you should see if it has moved to Oakland. Perhaps James (who is surely hiding in your giant bean stalk there) has something to do with it. You never know.
    Love the malapropism incident. That’s the right word for that right? Minor/Miner? It happens to me ALL the time.

  13. Amanda says

    June 17, 2005 at 10:32 am

    OK. Seriously. What the heck kind of plant is that? Crazy!!

  14. maryse says

    June 17, 2005 at 1:46 pm

    i love the picture of the new yorker eyeing george suspiciously.
    ha!

  15. Liz says

    June 17, 2005 at 4:13 pm

    IIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiii’ve been working on a railroad. OK, not miners (or minors) but my brain has been functioning solely on non sequitors for the last few days.

  16. Dympna says

    June 17, 2005 at 8:53 pm

    I love dysleic moments. I have them all the time.
    Of course everyones comments are just as great as your post.
    Makes me feel that I am not losing my mind yet.
    Hey, did you hear that SF never got the tsunami warning?
    Good thing it didn’t show up. I wouldn’t be here. LOL

  17. Ann says

    June 17, 2005 at 11:11 pm

    Yo, who you callin’ dirty and coal scuffed?

  18. Juliette says

    June 18, 2005 at 7:53 am

    I LOVE the Ditty Bops!! Thank you thank you thank you for introducing them to me on Yarn a go go! Just when I was pissed off at the woild. I ordered 5 of their CDs I am going to give them to everybody!!!

  19. Felicia says

    June 18, 2005 at 8:24 pm

    Miners! Too, too funny! I was laughing too hard to read out loud to the boyfriend!
    Not since the ’49ers have there been miners in that area — and you know we’re talking 1849!!

  20. Cherie says

    June 19, 2005 at 7:05 pm

    I think it may be an agave plant! To find it I googled succulent plant “taller than the roof.” Very cool!

  21. Dhi says

    June 20, 2005 at 1:06 pm

    (ok, how cool is it that a “succulent” plant shoots up a sproinger like THAT one, eh my pretties?)
    SERIOUSLY!?! It’s awesome. Mothership’s a comin’, I agree!

  22. Rabbitch says

    June 22, 2005 at 3:04 am

    *snort*
    I’ll bring the loom if you bring the butter churn, baybee.
    I’m glad that I’m not the only one who gets some sort of bizarre audiofart from time to time.

  23. becky says

    June 22, 2005 at 2:36 pm

    I’ve heard of them referred to as sentry plants. Dunno if that’s the real name or not. The miner story made me laugh–sort of Dali-esque.

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