As a 911 dispatcher of more than ten years (what? Wow!) and as a soon-to-be published Real Live Writer who had a nightmare the other night about cover art (what if it has a bright metallic glow-in-the-dark pink albino Robin Hood on it?), THIS was the funniest thing I've read in forever.
Snort of coffee laughter! It took me a bit to figure out the second word, my folks never spelled that word when I was a kid, lol!
THAT is my new mantra.. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Thank you.
loved it!
I can’t wait to do my Reader Mantra around the house!
I agree. That was hilarious!
Har!
Ha! Who know your two worlds could collide and be so funny?
i am an idiot. i was spelling GAS-EX for a good couple of minutes there. it’s clearly time for another cup of coffee.
GAS-EX!!!! Snort!
Bwaaa!
Thank the FSM I’m never writing a book. Or even a pamphlet.
And if your cover art is worse than the pink robin hood one, I’ll get someone to arrest whoever did it, or Lala and I will go pugilate them for it. Mmkay?