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All is Vanity

December 21, 2003

So whatcha think about this? I ordered a vanity plate.

I KNOW!

I live in California, and it’s the ultimate cliche. (Okay, I already have one, but now that I’m so excited about my new one, I’m going to get rid of WRTRGAL. That’s too much of a mouthful. And everyone thinks it reads WaterGal. They stand in parking lots and yell, “Hi, WaterGal!” I’m over that. And it feels a little (a lot) pretentious.)

But the new one? Hold on, you’re gonna love it:

IYARN

Get it? Get it?
Yarn = Fiber.
Yarn = Tale.

I KNOW you don’t need to be told that. But I like to spell it out.

It’s so silly, I know, and it’s doing the Great Grammar Wrong of verbing a noun (like I just did again). It amuses me, though, and ain’t that the point?

I yarn. Why, yes. Yes, I do.

Working on a Koigu sock (thanks, boys!) that I gotta get finished as a last-minute gift, and I’ve started fiddling around with another cardie — gonna design this one myself. Nothing special, but it feels good to finally be working without a pattern. That’s been my goal for a long, long time, to make a sweater using nothing but my tape measure and some multiplication tables. It’ll probably turn out crap, but it’s nice to play. (And even cooler, for the first time EVER, I remembered to take in all the skeins I hadn’t used in my last couple of projects, and after they were cashed in, this new sweater yarn cost me twelve dollars!)

Happy Sunday! It’s a good, shiny, rainy life.

Posted by Rachael 11 Comments

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  1. maggi says

    December 21, 2003 at 11:40 am

    Love IYARN! Did you read Wendy when she had a knitters’ license plate contest? She got so many she had to draw for a winner. Yours makes me think a little bit of YEARN is in there too, but I may be projecting. Reminds me of a fellow INFP/poet friend who has WNDRER and is happy for it to connote wonderer and wanderer . . .
    Of course Rufus loved your sweater! How could he not? So glad the sisters are reunited, and I look forward to watching your progress on yet another sweater!

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  2. greta says

    December 21, 2003 at 4:55 pm

    LURVE it…can’t WAIT to see the designed by RACHAEL sweater….I’m first in line for the published pattern y’hear?
    I’m knee deep in tissue paper and the cats are LOVIN it…what a zoo.
    Wouldn’t have it any other way.
    Your sweet support means SO much.
    spin those yarns, darlin’

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  3. alison says

    December 21, 2003 at 6:01 pm

    OK, it’s Monday morning, and look what I missed over the weekend! I am in LOVE with your ribby cardie! The colours look fantastic on you, and it fits perfectly! Congratulations! I’d be wearing that every day if I were you. Oh, except that I’d also want to wear every other awesome sweater you’ve made. Also, I’m coveting your evening with the darling Rufus.
    IYARN! Hilarious. Was YARNGAL taken? I actually did think “Water Gal” when I first read your other one. And thought, “Huh?”

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  4. cari says

    December 21, 2003 at 6:06 pm

    Oh, I love it! If I had a car, I’d be totally jealous of those plates!

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  5. sarah b. says

    December 21, 2003 at 6:24 pm

    It took me a minute to figure out what a vanity plate is. ๐Ÿ™‚ It is very fun!

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  6. Amy in BC says

    December 21, 2003 at 7:11 pm

    Awesome plate Rachael ๐Ÿ™‚ If I were to see the plates I would think, “Now there is a cool chick!” And of course I would try to SEE who the cool chick was.. And if you noticed I would wave, mouth “Hey you are one cool chick!!” ๐Ÿ˜‰ Wondering if you will get any of that ๐Ÿ™‚

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  7. Brenda says

    December 21, 2003 at 10:04 pm

    That is so cool that you are designing your own cardie! I’ll look forward to seeing it!

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  8. Maggi says

    December 22, 2003 at 6:51 am

    Monday and a couple of music-related poems on Poetry Daily made me think of you. Happy Monday! Check them out at http://www.poems.com/today.htm
    The second one is a villanelle . . .

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  9. Heidi says

    December 22, 2003 at 12:41 pm

    I lived in Kansas for a while and I got a vanity plate there too. It was only $35. Mine said “AACR2” which is only meaningful to librarians, as it is the acronym for a very essential cataloging manual. Nobody ever got it.
    When my boyfriend and I were first together, he went on a long tirade about how vanity plates were about the stupidest most horrible thing a person could have. See how he changed his mind on that?
    Enough about me…IYARN is totally awesome!

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  10. Em says

    December 22, 2003 at 1:11 pm

    I *LOVE* “IYARN.” It’s perfect. Perfect!

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  11. Joanna says

    December 22, 2003 at 2:53 pm

    Why is it that seemingly everyone in California has vanity plates? Rhode Island too, or maybe it’s just that everyone *I* knew from RI had one. I love yours, and I don’t think verbing a noun is so bad, as long as you recognize you’re doing it. Although I prefer “verbifying”.

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