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Total Time Waster

September 14, 2005

I am Google hit number two for that phrase. My work is done.

Posted by Rachael

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  1. grace says

    September 14, 2005 at 5:26 pm

    And those of us in the ‘top five’ category of readers — and do I even want to know how you know that — are very proud of you. xo

  2. emmaggolly says

    September 14, 2005 at 5:26 pm

    congratulations….I think.

  3. Kat says

    September 14, 2005 at 5:46 pm

    Um…you rock?
    By the way, you’re the number one hit now.

  4. June says

    September 14, 2005 at 6:14 pm

    Too funny! (I scored 53.5 w/the help of my hub.)

  5. kat says

    September 14, 2005 at 7:05 pm

    Am.so.jealous.

  6. marielle says

    September 14, 2005 at 7:20 pm

    Damn! And I thought I rocked for being Google hit #3 for “obnoxious coworker.”

  7. --Deb says

    September 14, 2005 at 7:42 pm

    Sneaky!!

  8. maryse says

    September 14, 2005 at 7:45 pm

    excellent!

  9. mariko says

    September 14, 2005 at 7:53 pm

    I think you should strive for number one, you underachiever, you.

  10. Norma says

    September 14, 2005 at 8:03 pm

    so, like….some of us are waiting for the review (with photos) of the little black dress. So many people have said they’ve ordered it that I’m waiting for a fashion show where we all post our pics in our LBDs on the same day. Mine made its debut last Saturday at a wedding. Let’s just say it was a hit.
    This is a total time waster. (helping your stats, hee)

  11. M-H says

    September 14, 2005 at 10:02 pm

    ROFL! And it’s true. Totally. ๐Ÿ™‚

  12. Lisa says

    September 14, 2005 at 11:22 pm

    *big laugh* And I waste time waiting for my bus reading you… ๐Ÿ˜‰

  13. Jennifer says

    September 14, 2005 at 11:39 pm

    ๐Ÿ™‚ You sure are! But what a fun time waster you are!

  14. Carole says

    September 15, 2005 at 4:16 am

    A total time waster? I’m so jealous!

  15. Anne says

    September 15, 2005 at 4:25 am

    Ha!
    I figure it’s connected somehow to “cat urine on knitting yarn.”
    Total Time Waster.

  16. carolyn says

    September 15, 2005 at 6:03 am

    honestly. #2? is that the best you can do? ๐Ÿ™‚ hee hee.

  17. Tracy says

    September 15, 2005 at 9:07 am

    My boss would totally concur.

  18. lala says

    September 15, 2005 at 10:21 am

    Now that’s what I call a dowry!

  19. Krista says

    September 15, 2005 at 12:55 pm

    Yeah, but even better is that if you put that all in quotes, you’re number 1! How’s about them apples?

  20. Kerstin says

    September 16, 2005 at 6:00 am

    Like totally! ๐Ÿ™‚

  21. Stephanie VW says

    September 16, 2005 at 11:44 am

    You’ve given us all something to strive for. *cue Pomp and Circumstance* Yes, little knitting needle toting girls and boys the world over will be saying to their parents, “When I grow up, I want to be a total time waster like the Yarn-a-Go-Go lady.” And their parents, with tears in their eyes and their chests swelling with pride will know that they could not have asked for their children to want anything more… da da dah da deee dahhhh dahhhhhh… *sniff* Oh, I made myself cry…

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