It's been forever since I did one of these, and because they always make me laugh, I'm listing a few of my favorite ways people get to this blog. I really love that the first nine searches are my blog, or my name. The tenth? "Dirty sheep." Huh.
Dirty sheep joke There are several common searches for sheep jokes although I don't remember ever telling any here. (As a half-Kiwi, I know plenty though. I will tell them because I do not like to offend the sheep.)
(Aside – you wanna know my FAVORITE joke? This one can't be beat. I mean it. Try it. You: Say knock knock. Victim: Knock-knock. You: Who's there? *falls over dead laughing*)
I love my Kindle Yes, I do love my Kindle. I love it on all its platforms: my Kindle, my iPad, and my phone, and I love that they all talk to each other.
Chihuahua jeweled cowboy hat Nope, I don't know where to get one of those, but if you find out, let me know, mkay?
DIY sweaters look dowdy EXCUSE ME? You obviously don't know me, nor any of my friends. Humph.
First morning thought Aww, sugar. I don't know what yours is. But I hope it's nice.
How big is a radish? HAHAHAHA. That is all.
Man a go-go tube Also, ha. Have fun!
When the stork dials 911 They get me!
In writing news, I'm working on copyedits for Book Three (actually, Wishes and Stitches, the third novel will be out after the memoir, so it's technically my fourth copyedited book! Woot!), so my eyes are crossing. I can't see errors anymore. I actually sent a text earlier that said "your" instead of "you're" and I'm still blushing. Gah.
So I'll sign off, and wish you a happy weekend. (See you Friday night at Verb for Keeping Warm, if you're local….)
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