I’ve had the fuckin’ hiccups for the last hour. I hate the hiccups. I hiccup big, and I can’t talk while I’m hiccupping because I make the BIG noises when I do. Luckily, I don’t have to talk right now. But they last a day or two, off and on, when I get them, about twice a year.
OHMIGOD. They just stopped.
This is after:
*drinking water upside down over the sink
*a spoonful of sugar
*two matches dropped in water, water sipped
(I made big waitress tips off that one, back in the day)
The winning method:
*Mom’s tried and true fingertips-to-fingertips over the head, breath-held trick. Trust the little mama.
What’s your trick?
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