Just a couple of things to start your year off right:
That was the original title of the article, which at first I thought must be from the Onion and not the San Francisco Chronicle. I bet that the Fremont Police Department asked them to change it, though. Heh. I once knew an officer who screamed on the radio for code-3 cover when surrounded by a pack of five year-olds in a field. Later, he said, "But they were BIG five year-olds!"
Lala and I both think THIS is the best video ever. One take, yo. In the backyard. LOVE it.
And lastly, BART tracks, because they’re happy things in the rain:
Enjoy your New Year’s Eve celebration, wherever it is, be safe, and if you’re home, open the door at midnight and welcome in the New Year. May this be the best one ever. Thanks for being with me, folks. All love.